About me? Ehh. I sleep, play World of Warcraft, and
go to work. That’s pretty
To elaborate slightly farther on that, I tend to feel like I’m the
most boring person on earth and I really suck at describing myself.
My friends think I’m funny though. Yay.
– I think in military time but have never been in the
– I swear. A lot.
– I don’t like spoons.
– I don’t sleep at night.
– I can’t cook.
– I love llamas and unicorns.
– I’m awesome.
– Your face.
I sometimes want to tell people that they met me at a really weird
time in my life, then realize that I’ve watched Fight Club a few
too many times and decide I should just keep my mouth shut.